the fish in an aquarium when you feed them their pellets
reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again
it's berry season here. i've eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.
berry time
Whatcha got there?
NOT FOR BEAR!!!
RUDE
bro thay put transgender in me
you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito
short guys saying they can’t get a date is always so funny to me. im 5’6” and people want to throw me around like a chew toy I don’t know what you’re doing wrong
women will dm me and tell me how much they want to swing me at a wall (flirtatiously) and men buy me cars and houses due to my beauty and it’s all because I’m the human equivalent of a purse dogy
